NHS, all is forgiven…

In Thai hospital for medical check.
Its a bit like in the Halifax where they have a voiceover thingy that calls the next customer. Only here it’s in Thai, obv, but sounds exactly like it’s saying “nicknames are bad names”. I don’t reckon they know The Office here though….

Anyways, someone just walked in with a mitre saw! Doesnt inspire me with confidence… Urgh…This isn’t like Greys anatomy at all. No-one is hot.

The toilet probably figures as a low point in my life. Bum-gun present, definitely. But no flush and about 3 inches of water all over the floor. Man, I need a wee…but this badly?